tyleroakley: I just died.
You won’t allow me to go to school. I won’t become a doctor. Remember this:...– Poem written by an 11 year old Afghan girl This poem was recorded in a NYT magazine article about female underground poetry groups in Afghanistan. An amazing article about the ways in which women are using a traditional two line poetry form to express their resistance to male oppression, their...
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Heterosexists say that gay people “always want to make everyone gay” as though...– Son of Baldwin (via sonofbaldwin)
My academic career
when i go to a restaurant and they dont bring out...
johndavesexual: fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder
kawaiikakkoiikoneko: The Suite Life of Zack and Cody was a good show And then they made them go on that fucking cruise YOU WOULDN’T PUT RAVEN ON A CRUISE WHAT THE HELL DISNEY CHANNEL I MEAN JESUS DISNEY CHANNEL WTH
When I have to present something in front of the...
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Molly Weasley: Make sure to speak very, very clearly, Harry.
Harry Potter: lol okay DIAGHUN LIEE
My dad and I were talking about the Harry Potter... →
funniest10k: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard ummm…. there were only seven Horcruxes: Harry (the accidental one), Nagini, the locket, the diary, the cup and the ring. They THOUGHT there were only six and they thought that was weird because Voldemort wanted seven because that was a magical number. Get your fucking facts straight before you try to be clever.
"Thomas Jefferson - another gorgeous white boy who...
erebususedtransform: ~ Tina Fey, Bossypants
There comes a time when we realize that our parents cannot save themselves or...– Looking For Alaska (via nnemo-)
what the bag says: sharing size, 2 servings
what it means: more for me
stebooby: You put your arms around me and I’m...
It really pisses me off when parents let their...
chaystar: Bitch, control your child before I do.
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
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