April 2012
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My Tumblr page is about to like dive head first...
Like really casual, retarded as shit movie reviews. But that’s okay because I’m not really here to impress anyone with my skills. I’ll save that for school.
Loljk I’m too lazy for that anywhere in life…
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.
Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.
ALL THE AWARDS.
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March 2012
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polldoll:
does anybody else just hold their boobs for no reason
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What was I listening to the first time I smoked pot? I so cannot answer this...
– Jennifer Lawrence (via thealexsimms)
aatombomb:
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See, you are...
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she got off the plane: abortedslunk:... →
abortedslunk:
whatevertheheckles:
nepetaschoiceass:
whatevertheheckles:
butwewereokay:
bemusedlybespectacled:
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mikulukashipblog:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird…
omg we are not worthy of this post omg this is just the best thing in the entire universe omgggg hahahahaha dying
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The Hunger Games (trailer) Summary
groovymuttations:
also can be called “What the Hunger Games Looks like to Someone who has No Idea”
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OMG I SDHJGSK I FDSHGVJDKF HAHAHAHA OMG JUST FUCKVIGFN UBBOPRKE YOU BROKE ME IASFJH HAAAAA jfc jrgkjdhjk
wankbankofamerica:
To bet on it
or not to bet on it
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tyleroakley:
theatomicboom:
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits
like district 1 are vegas dancers
and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator
and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video
district 4, well, it could be worse
case in point, see district 5
what the fuck district 6
district 7 and their origami
i’m so sorry district 8
is the boy...
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tyleroakley:
That ghost has a very clear anti-Katy Perry agenda. I approve.
Wait, what in the actual fuck… what
what
wtf
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So, I am about to be am employee at AMC Theaters.
Free movies all summer, ya’ll!
beagleaegis:
she wears short skirts im a satanist shes cheer captain and ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
OMG
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum thinks Under Pressure is coming on the radio, only to realize it’s Ice Ice Baby.
You know what? He probably likes that song. Because he is a douchebag to lead all douchebags.
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"Do I need to put on real pants?"
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